Monday, January 24, 2011

Delay Menstruation 18 Signs

79 days - HELL CAN 'WAIT

father in a dream told me that God exists, purgatory heaven and there I began reading on the matter.

Waiting for an interview with Don Riccardo x know specifically what to do x, I earn a little paradise 'informed more than anything else ... do not let me fool x (in short, things like having to go to church are not written by anywhere, no?).

For now I found the 10 COMANDAMEN TI:


1. Thou shalt have no other God but me (and here I'm putting very well xchè I only believe in God)

2. Not take the name of God in vain (here, not only do not swear but I'm even more careful that they do not ... well ... will be worth some bonus points, right?)

3. Remember to keep holy the festivals (I BE ... Sunday xcui to sleep I would say great!)

4. Honor your father and mother (well ... that honor means?? God has ever tried to live with my mother?? Should be holy all right now!)

5. Thou shalt not kill (no criminal record)

6. Do not commit adultery (the water ... and here we go Well, however, define it ... 'sti adultery because it is vague ...)

7. Do not steal (no criminal record)

8. Do not bear false witness (ehm. Okay .. may be that in the past has also said some shit ... but now they are crystal clear!)

9. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife (well ... if xi is only males are quiet!)

10. Not covet the property of others (but then I went to buy more than envy ... my inspiration is free)


.. But for me I spent years there in purgatory ...

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