Tuesday, November 25, 2008

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unique exhibition

Dear students troublemakers, I am your beloved minister Gelmini. After five
conduct and the single teacher, I have a new idea that will raise
the Italian school. Where
statement starts? Kindergarten. And here we must
intervene, because children become obedient and loyal to duty.
and fables, with their abundant imagination and their foolish
waste of characters, they away from the healthy realism and dutiful
conformism and out of danger feeding the theme of debauchery, drugs and bullying
ruffian. So for
decree establishing the unique exhibits.
will be forbidden to read stories that contain more than a monster or a bad
, with its burden on public expenditure, especially
you must, in any fairy tale, to emphasize the evil, and troublemakers
Old-communist this monster.

According to the DMU (Decree monster only) are prohibited
such as Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, the Witch and because Grimilde
are an expensive and unnecessary duplication di personalità nocivo all’immaginario dei
giovani alunni, per non parlare dell’ambigua convivenza tra Biancaneve
e i sette piccoli operai, di cui uno, Brontolo, sicuramente della
Cgil.

Cappuccetto Rosso è ammesso, ma si sottolinei come il cacciatore è
evidentemente della Lega e il lupo di origine transilvana e rumena.

Proibito Ali Babà e i quaranta ladroni, ne basta uno. Abolito Peter
Pan, troppi pirati che gravano sulle casse dello stato. Abolito
Pinocchio, anche accorpando il gatto e la volpe in un unico animale,
restano il vilipendio ai carabinieri e il chiaro riferimento a
Mediaset's Toyland. Assuming

Thumb Allucione but must be named and be a high
and seventies, not to constitute a flagrant mockery
to our beloved Prime Minister.

Forbidden Hansel and Gretel, because the monsters are two, the mother and the witch
, and also you talk too much about the economic crisis. Forbidden

the ugly duckling. If one is bad, it is for genetic reasons
and will remain so. Andersen was also gay. Similarly
prohibited Puss in Boots for sadomasochistic connotation
.

Forbidden Never use even Cinderella. The three are bad and look like
all of me. That is your minister
superficial, unprepared and talkative. But your
Minister Unica.

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